Five stupid things I do
I like to move plants around. I’m talking about shrubs, not house plants. I know it’s not good for them, but I envision one growing in a different spot and just have to try it out. I’ve had pretty good luck with it so far, but my neighbors think I’m retarded.
If another driver makes me angry, I lower one hand below the dashboard and flip them off. They can’t see it, but it makes me feel better.
I sometimes pull out my eyelashes and eyebrow hair. It doesn’t hurt and actually gives me a strange sense of satisfaction, although I’m usually not too pleased when I look in the mirror afterwards. Honey says this might be the reason that I do such a crazy thing.
I will wash a load of laundry and then forget to dry it. It’s usually the next day before I discover my goof, which means that I have to rewash the clothing.
I often punch the person sitting or standing next to me when I hear something funny. I’ve had people actually complain about having to sit next to me while watching a comedy. I wonder if that type of reaction to humor is how the term “punchline” came into being?